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Mistress locks server’s hard drive in chastity

Thursday, February 20th, 2014

We apologize for a temporary server outage that occurred this morning. The offending database entries, along with all their brethren, have been punished severely. The big, meaty, hard drive which powers this site has been locked up by a very displeased Mistress Cassandra. It appears that it will not be allowed to spew its bits to the world anytime soon. A new, well trained, ridged drive now sits in its place docilely serving Mistress any you. It serves at the pleasure of Mistress Cassandra.